Could you do English (the language) a solid favour and help your commas find their right places in the world? It would make for better prose and lesser cringing. In other words, the world would be a significantly better place.
On a side note, writing 5 eight-page essays in a week is an experience I would die from if I didn't stop myself from killing myself. It is all done now, and once again, I find myself rushing through packing my bags at the eleventh hour. Nothing fits better right now than a quote from Oasis: