Monday, 28 February 2011

Roadside Stories

My friend asked for a story last night, and this was the best I could do considering my state of cold and hunger:

Once upon a time,
There was a huge dragon named Frederick.
He had 2 heads.
There was also a castle made out of broccoli.
This was perfect because the dragon was a hipster vegetarian.
So the dragon devoured the broccoli castle.
All the royals in the castle became homeless.
That's what they get for not paying taxes.
The end.

Do vegetarians eat cheese? Because broccoli tastes so good with melted cheese you know.
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