I get chills when people are too nice to me. It's the kind of chills that precedes goosebumps, you know? It's just not a very natural thing to be too nice all the time. When someone is being excessively nice to me, I take advantage of them only to see how far I can go with it. And I keep at it with some fierce enthusiasm too, wishing hard every next second they'd tip over with a liberating "F*CK YOU KHAI!" I don't know about you, but I need people to get angry at me as much as I need them to be lovely to me. How else can I justify being nefarious 50% of the time I'm with people? Haven't these super-nice individuals heard of a balanced lifestyle? Even Darth Vader knows a thing or two about balancing good & evil. You know, like how Darth Vader was good for half his life & evil the other half? (Maybe not quite like that). Haha! See you around, guys!
P.S. Everybody is going to Disneyland.
Because it is the happiest place on earth.