I hate tea. They make me pee. But, I drink it by the mug-loads anyhow. Because my parents like it, and all I want to be is feel close to them especially while I sit alone at my desk on cold quiet nights.
My tea of choice is green tea. This is especially horrible because I run to the toilet once every hour to unleash the unbelievably potent diuretic powers of tea leaves. There are some people known to want nothing more than for me to stop drinking tea. Mostly people who are ultimately tired of waiting on my trips to the loo. But, to them all, I say, pipe down and have some tea.